"Old, but I'm not that old/Young, but I'm, not that bold"
"Concentrate not on destroying your foe, but on attaining your own victory."
"Guys run the world but girls run the guys"
"I thought I was an atheist until I realized I was a God"
"I'm bringing a handle of bad decisions"
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no need to get hostile it’s not my fault you’re shit at bowling
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when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake”
I think you mean °Can’t land on the Moon, and °Fucking landed on the Moon
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Natalie Dormer by James Macari for Fashion magazine, 2016
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me: *can’t handle the stress and demands of school*
also me: *can’t function properly without the structure school gives my life*
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every playlist on 8tracks
“For the nights when you can’t stop thinking about him”
Me:…………………………..who….him
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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.
Luke: Daddy
Darth Vader: What the fuck
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if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.
……..what
if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man
if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus
if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb
if he don’t hit you with a rock bottom through the spanish announce table, he a single cell organism
If he don’t suplex you onto a bed of nails from 50 ft in the air that dude is not one of Mankind
If he can’t powerlift you while singing/growing “another one bites the dust” in an arnold schwarzzeneger voice, he’s an amoeba
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